Okay I get it. Slime was Nickelodeon’s Trademark basically. Everywhere you went if you saw green slime you’d automatically think of it getting dumped on your head. But somehow this slime craze managed to go to extreme limits in my opinion. Somehow the green goo that was dumped on people suddenly became popular food items, games, basically anything you can think of. So this post is dedicated to all the random and weirdest products Nickelodeon capitalized on by making a ‘green slime’ version of. Enjoy.
15. Nickelodeon Slime Popsicles (Orange & Lemon Lime) & Slime Ice Cream
Yum yum yum or as Dora would say delicioso amiright? Honestly these products sound like a 9 year old boys dream at a birthday party, or even some fun Halloween treats if you ask me!
14. Traditional Slime
The best thing to play with even to this day. Gotta relieve stress? Slime. Wanna get your hands disgustingly sticky? Slime. Wanna get back at your parents and stain and stick stuff all over the house? Slime.
13. The Slime Maker
Cause if you don’t add glitter or make it a different color did you really play with it?
12. Slime Burst Hat
Why would someone want to do this voluntarily without it being at least some type of a roulette game?
11. Slime Hyper Blast
That kid looks way too happy to be doused by green goo unsuspectingly.
10. Washable Gooey Green Slime Glue
CAUSE YOU DOESN’T WANT GLUE THAT WILL LEAVE A GREEN FILM OVER EVERYTHING YOU TRY TO GLUE DOWN?
9. Slime Backpack
Starting school in style by looking like ya had a nice fresh sliming before homeroom.
8. Slime Bodywash
I bet plenty of people wish it turned their skin green too. A self-sliming if you will.
7. More Slime Popsicles
CAUSE WHY NOT.
6. Green Slime Cereal
I think there is a reason why this cereal was discontinued… unappealing perhaps??
5. Green Slime Liquid Soap & Shampoo
Only way to make yourself clean is to make your body dirtier first.
4. Automatic Slime Drencher
Now this could be entertaining but why not just use water balloons instead? I hope that stuff doesn’t stain clothes.
3. Fun Food Slime
So fun story, theses are newer and I read about them online, they had to add warnings about how it’s NOT REAL FOOD. When you call a slime product by different food names, and even make them look like melted food items, OBVIOUSLY SOME KIDS GONNA TRY TO EAT IT. Seriously who didn’t think this one through. Also what does the Mac N’ Cheese one smell like.
2. Slime Toothpaste
Who needs pearly whites when you can have slimy greens?
1. Nickelodeon ‘Slime Sauce’ (AKA Ketchup)
To top things off (pun intended), this is probably the biggest staple in terms of Nickelodeon slime related products. How would you get your kids to eat their dinner? Add a nice heaping dose of slime on top to add to the appeal! I remember this stuff, but I’m pretty sure my mother never let me try it. For good reason, I don’t even want to know what they put in it to make it that vibrant green color.
Stay slimey my friends.