15. Cedar Chests

Cause out of all home furniture that is of course the first one I think of.
14. Mojud

Clearly this chic doesn’t even know where to BEGIN when it comes to decorating a Christmas tree and Santa get out.
13. B.V.D. Matched Set

Ya bye.
12. Hoover Vacuum

11. Hoover Vacuum AGAIN

Clearly the vacuum was a hot commodity.
10. Colt

All I’m saying is her husband better watch his back.
9. Lucky Strike Cigarettes

8. Red Apple Cigarettes

7. Postage

6. Men’s Grooming

5. Electric Kitchen Appliances

Not gunna lie, if that toaster came with a bunch of bread I probably wouldn’t be complaining.
4. Daisy Air Rifle

3. Bates

No. Just NO. That headliner makes it even worse.
2. A SCALE

This is the LAST thing ANYONE needs after the holidays or especially as a gift in general.
1. Tanning

June, sweetie, you don’t need a tan and you certainly do NOT need that man looking at you like that in the background.