Let’s be real, everyone needs that perfect quote to match up with that perfect Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, etc., post. The combination of perfect quote and perfect you only leads to optimal self-pride. So I decided to help you out a little and give you a running start with these caption worthy spooky lines! Enjoy!

20. “Magic Is Really Very Simple, All You Have To Do Is Want Something And Then Let Yourself Have It!”- ‘Grandma’ Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown

19. “Mouthbreather.”- Eleven, Stranger Things 

18. “Believe Only Half Of What You See And Nothing That You Hear.”- Edgar Allen Poe

17. “Double, Double Toil And Trouble; Fire Burn, And Cauldron Bubble.”- Shakespeare, Macbeth 

16. “It’s All Just A Bunch Of Hocus Pocus!”- Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus

15. “I Love Halloween, And I Love That Feeling: The Cold Air, The Spooky Dangers Lurking Around The Corner.”- Evan Peters

14. “Have You Come To Sing Pumpkin Carols?”- Linus, It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

13. “I Am The Pumpkin King.”- Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas

12. “Monsters Are Real, And Ghosts Are Real Too. The Live Inside Us, And Sometimes, They Win.”- Stephen King

11. “Oh, Honey. Goddesses Don’t Speak In Whispers. They Scream.”- The Countess (Aka Lady Gaga), American Horror Story

10. “We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass.”- Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters

9. “I’ll Stop Wearing Black When They Make A Darker Color.”- Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family 

8. “I’m A Homicidal Maniac, They Look Just Like Everyone Else.”- Wednesday Addams, The Addams Family 

7. “All Monsters Are Human.”- Sister Jude, American Horror Story

6. “Oh, Look. Another Glorious Morning. It Makes Me Sick!”- Winifred Sanderson, Hocus Pocus 

5. “Where There Is No Imagination, There Is No Horror.”- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

4. “Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying.”- Stephen King

3. “One Person’s Craziness Is Another Person’s Reality.”- Tim Burton

2. “I Am Beautiful! Boys Will LOVE Me!”- Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus

1. “Being Normal Is Vastly Overrated.”- ‘Grandma’ Aggie Cromwell, Halloweentown

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An aspiring hospitality professional who loves all things weird, wonderful and spooky! View all posts by Victoria F