As you all can probably see, I am on a new posting kick about Disney quotes. I can’t help it, Disney writers are just so creative with their wording that many people miss some of their wit! Anyways, let’s enjoy some lovely and eloquent comebacks from beloved Disney movies that will make all of your rivals *gasp*.

20. “Look in that mirror. I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look you’re here too!” -Mother Gothel, Rapunzel 

19. “I’m surrounded by idiots.” -Scar, The Lion King

18. “Oh I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover.” -Mushu, Mulan 

17. “It’s called a cruel irony, like my dependence on you.” -Yzma, The Emperor’s New Groove

16. “You are a sad strange little man.” -Buzz, Toy Story

15. “With the greatest possible respect, zip your howling screamer.” -Captain Amelia, Treasure Planet

14. “Sorry, I don’t speak moron as well as you.” -Disgust, Inside Out

13. “And let me guess, you have a great personality.” -Kuzco, The Emperor’s New Groove

12. “You poor simple fools.” -Maleficent, Sleeping Beauty

11. “You are so busy blowing out bad vibes in every direction.” -Beret Girl, Extreme Goofy Movie

10. “Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn’t it?” -Timon, The Lion King 1/2

9. “You’re not even in the same league as me.” -Sullivan, Monsters University 

8. “Geez, I use to take lunch money from guys like this.” -Audrey Ramirez, Atlantis: The Lost Empire

7. “If you don’t think, then you shouldn’t talk.” -The March Hare, Alice in Wonderland

6. “When a woman says later, she really means not ever. Now run along.” -Lottie, Princess and the Frog 

5. “You really delight in this sadistic strain on my blood pressure, don’t you?” -Grimsby, The Little Mermaid

4. “Wow, you’re head looks… swollen.” -Nani, Lilo and Stitch

3. “Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?” -Francis, Oliver and Company

2. “Do not listen to them, they are poo-poo-heads!” -Heimlich, A Bug’s Life

1. “Say that to my face, ya limp noodle!” -Mushu, Mulan

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